Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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