found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.