Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.