i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.