Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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