There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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