her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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