I'm going to jail i love you
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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