My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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