Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She even gives head with a lisp.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
