it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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