You don't have asthma, your pregnant
where am i from again
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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