I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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