the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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