oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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