grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Who died my cat blue again?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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