Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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