I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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