Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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