I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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