CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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