My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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