i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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