Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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