He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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