Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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