So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It's no shave November. This is our time.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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