You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Who died my cat blue again?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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