Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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