just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
as a side note pls kill me
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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