This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I have aggressive nipples.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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