i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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