WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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