Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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