Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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