My brain says no but my pants say off.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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