Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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