OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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