you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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