well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I wish you could order shots online.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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