You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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