Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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