he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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