this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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