He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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