You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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