you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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