If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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