Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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