Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i love accidental penises.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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