Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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