dude i'm inner monologue high
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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