Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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