Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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