everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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