remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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