i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
