we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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